house guest

this is yoshi.
he giggles and snorts.
he waddles and waggers.
he snores like a freight train,
performs awkward yoga to scratch he left ear.

he sneezes backwards and inside out.
this makes him sound like a midevil monster.
and we cower away as these strange noises
vibrating off of him.

but he is the sweetest house guest we have ever had.